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Disneyland tobacco shop matchbook, discovered by bryce on one of my favorite sites, www.lileks.com |
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a raccoon, seemingly at night. that's all I got. |
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Chuck Norris and his breakfast |
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Big Sammitch -- What more can I say? |
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Hillbilly Bob |
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pongo, a dog i met on the internet |
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Grimmace, fallen on hard times. (Drawn by a co-worker of mine.) |
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Three quarters of the head of the guy I work with that also went to Denison. I just think it's cool that a guy I work with went to Denison, but we never knew each other. Although I think he was slightly before our time. Even so, it's neat talking about random college stories, and all the sudden, Mark asks, "What dorm was that in?" Or I say to him, "That was at the Roost, wasn't it?" It's a bizarre little hiccup in reality. Even weirder than running into Chuck on Pitt's campus. Anyway, here's his head that I photoshopped out of a group shot. |
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the lame-ass henge Okay, here's the real story on the mascot. I was trying to put a picture of bush doing the bass fishing thing (he caught a crappie, you know) but i couldn't get the picture to upload. so enjoy your henge. |
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Dancing Zebras brought to you by a yahoo image search for "ungulate" and this website. Hey, it's better than CryDonk. |
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CryDonk.gif, a lovely little piece of yahoo clip art that got us through the construction phase. You can see how he evolved (like the website?) from a sad cartoon jackass into a pair of beautiful dancing hooved-mammal folk. |
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This month's mascot is a group: Scooby Doo and his gang, including the mystery machine, but not including scrappy. The reason I'm doing this should be painfully clear by now, but i'm going to spell it out one more time. Some of us stay in touch, for the most part, and some of us don't... which is fine, as long as you're find-able. You know? But over the last few months I've tried to email a few people, and the letters get returned. I try searching for them on the web, but the only hits I ever get are for the tasty paycheck. And nobody I ask seems to know how to get in touch with them either. Maybe they vanished! Jinkies! so if you haven't heard from me in a while, and you're wondering what everyone's up to, send us a note with your new address... please? We miss you and we're worried about you. Won't you call home once in a while? Please? Damn, I said i wasn't going to beg. (And i would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for these rotten kids!) |
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I receive email forwards and on the average get pissed off about it. But if the story is true then this is really cool. What a great way to strike out against big business. To learn more about it without having to get the email I am enclosing a link. Luckily someone thought of posting this on their site before made a new page for it. Link here. - love erin |
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"The infinite compassion and wisdom of Ganesh" shall be our mascot this month. I just love this picture. Anyone who's ever been to my room now knows where i printed mine out from. Anyone know any good Ganesh stories? We'll print anything at all, we're pretty desperate for submissions lately. tastypaycheck@yahoo.com |
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Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf: The Iraqi Information Minister "There are no Americans in Iraq. In fact, there are no Americans anywhere. They never existed in the first place. There is no President Bush, or Willard Scott. Sadly, Michael Jackson is real, but he's actually from Rigel 4." (ed. note- as far as we can tell, the thing about Michael Jackson is the closest Saeed has come to telling the truth.) |
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The Snorks! (Please don't tell on us, I'd hate to have to stop using trademarked mascots.) How many can you still name? |
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Photo taken (without permission, but dude, think of the publicity!) from www.molestalawnornament.com please go visit them and enjoy their other fine photography. |
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The Lizard's Tongue.... or perhaps a camel. Hmmmm...... Have you ever eaten a pepto bismol chewable tablet and fallen asleep without brushing your teeth? you end up looking kinda like this guy. I don't recommend trying it. But I think it looks more like steaming poop. (ed.note- we apologize for our comasters of web being smartasses.) |
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Ozzy Osbourne If you'd like to send fan mail to Ozzy and his family, here is the address for you to do so: Ozzy Osbourne P.O. Box 5249 Beverly Hills, CA 90209 |
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Because this is how the Co-Webmaster Devil Doll feels sometimes when having to work with computers or just college crap in general. |
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The mastermind company behind Rap Snacks started up in 1994. As of late they have decided to add 12 Universal artists to the bags. We happened to stumble upon this treasure when our founder needed to make some change for bus fare. Hmmm, the strange things you may find in Pittsburgh. They even have a website, http://www.rapsnacks.com. |
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His Holiness, The Dalai Lama The number one Bhudduist in my book, quickly followed by DJ Happy Dan. He's religious and political. The Dalai Lama has been battling for the freedom of his country and his people, at the same time keeping a great sense of humor. He even gets cuter as he gets older. This guy's been well over due for the title of Monthly Mascot. |
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The Cheese is Old and Moldy. El queso está viejo y mohoso.This plate of cheese is the proud father of many spores. The Tasty Paycheck has been thinking of starting donations for a fund to put these spores through college. But first, we at the Paycheck should start the fund raiser for ourselves. |
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So this was the skull that we had as a mascot. Nothing important. In fact, he doesn't thrill me at all. And I'm not fond of the desert either. |
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This is Pogo the Clown. Some people said that his real name was John Wayne Gacy. Some people said that he was a bad, bad man who seduced young teenage boys and systematically sodomized and murdered them. But we don't believe that, do we, Pogo? No, Pogo was just a completely upright citizen with a bad lawyer and a house full of dead bodies. |
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That's right, folks, it's our dear founder once again. I just found this faboo picture of her, and I couldn't resist posting it. So, This is to celebrate my own Ode to Tiki! |
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